fernwah:

gold-ens:

holy shit I love this photo so much

oh man where is this from?

Twin Peaks

fernwah:

gold-ens:

holy shit I love this photo so much

oh man where is this from?

Twin Peaks

(Source: negativnein, via 50-shades-of-fey)

Can South of Nowhere be put on Netflix yet orrrr

hello someone make that happen

(Source: lionquinnfabgay)

South of Nowhere follows the lives of the Carlin family as they adjust to their move from Ohio to LA. Other stuff happens, but all anyone really cares about is cute girls in love who actually get a happy ending. This isn’t about selling the show, I just wanted to share download links to dvdrips of the whole series (including S3, finally, ripped by me), which is hardly hd or anything, but they’re much better quality than the aired versions, so they’re better for gifs and stuff. They’re on Putlocker, you can download or stream them. Let me know if there’s any problems.

S1: 101/102 | 103 | 104 | 105 | 106 | 107 | 108 | 109 | 110 | 111
S2: 201/201 | 203 | 204 | 205 | 206 | 207 | 208 | 209 | 210 | [211]*/211 | 212 | 213
S3: 301 | 302 | 303 | 304 | 305 | 306 | 307 | 308 | 309 | 310 | 311 | 312 | 313 | 314 | 315 | 316
  • ALL LINKS SHOULD BE WORKING NOW!
*There are two versions of 211, the first is a working download, the second is a working stream. For some reason I can’t get the stream of the reupload to work.

(Source: mybodywakesup)

hipster-trichster:

2makeyewsmile:

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.  Officer: Don’t have one? Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving. Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Woman: I can’t do that. Officer: Why not? Woman: I stole this car. Officer: Stole it? Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Officer: You what? Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see. The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle. Woman: Is there a problem sir? Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. Woman: Murdered the owner? Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please. The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am? Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The first officer is stunned. Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner. Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.

that was a wild ride

hipster-trichster:

2makeyewsmile:

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.

Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.

Officer: Don’t have one?

Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.

Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Woman: I can’t do that.

Officer: Why not?

Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle
please!

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am?

Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The first officer is stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.

that was a wild ride

(via dontletmewalkaway)

When a stranger tries to make small talk with me

whatshouldwepremed:

image

"I’m not anti-social. I’m just not social."

Woody Allen (via fourteendrawings)

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I am an Introvert.

the-people-of:

Does this statement apply to you? Reblog it and be counted. More information here.

(Source: mr-cappadocia)

corgisandboobs:

Are you ready for walkies? they ask.
"I was born ready for walkies.”

corgisandboobs:

Are you ready for walkies? they ask.

"I was born ready for walkies.”

(Source: yaypuppiesyay, via oliveracedavis)

sea-hag:

GLEN BISHOP: ILLEST MOTHERFUCKER IN THE GAME

(via 50-shades-of-fey)